1. If something does not make sense, you should leave it alone and walk away from it because persisting in trying to make sense of it is not only a waste of time but also bound to drive you crazy.

2. If a problem has no immediate solution, then it is not a problem but a fact. Something to be coped with over time.

3. If you run from trouble, that’s exactly what you run into.

4. Never raise a hand to a child, it leaves your soft midsection exposed.

5. rattlesnakes and condoms, two things you should never fuck with.

6. Happiness is a full magazine.

7. One handful of ashes looks like any other handful of ashes.

8. Patience never killed anyone.

9. Nothing ever wore out from too much lube

10.Get it right when it doesn’t matter and you’ll get it right when it does.

11. IF you don’t know something about what you need to do, find someone who does.

12. Anyone who hasn’t made a mistake hasn’t ever done anything.

13. If you put a hundred strangers in a room and guess how many are friendly. If you’re lucky, really lucky, you might find one who is.

14. When you’re kind to someone, more often than not you’re actually being cruel.

15.Never move too fast, it’ll draw attention to yourself.

16. Clean the gun you carry at least once a week even if you don’t fire it.

17. There is no such thing as “spare” or “extra” ammo.

18. A true friend will stab you in the front.

19. If you wait long enough, you usually waited too long

20.Always look after yourself and your friends. Anyone else who gets helped out at the same time is a bonus.

21.A man who walks sees a whole lot more than a man who runs

22. Always get revenge, no matter how petty it is or how long it takes.

23. When you got no choice, it makes things a shit load easier as you don’t have to worry about the decision.

24. If you have nothing else to lose, then you can’t help but win.

25. Sugar coated shit is still shit.

26. In an unknown or new area, stand and listen for several seconds

27. never get less than eight hours sleep.

28. never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city.

29.never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her ass.

30. always make sure your spare tire is full sized

31. Always keep toilet paper in your car.

32. Always carry a pocket knife and a handkerchief

33. There is no problem or situation that the government can’t make worse.

34. If you think the police want to help you, then you are probably too stupid to live

35. If God did not intend us to shoot, he wouldn’t have invented the Winchester Model 70 rifle

36. It is heroic to persist in the face of an absurd universe

37. Sleep and a hot bath are the poor man’s doctor.

38. No. Fat. Chicks. Ever.

39. When it comes to guns, follow the ABC ” Always. Buy. Colt. “

40. 16 gauge is the superior shotgun chambering.

41.Anything that makes your life easier should be done.

42. Cheaper never means better.

43. gambling is like flushing money down the toilet.

44. Commies/liberals are not human and therefore should not be treated as such.

45. Never miss a chance to spend more time with your Dad.

46. Politicians are only one step above pedos and usually they are both.

47. Almost every mass shooter is a fed controlled asset

48. Don’t let your gas tank get below 3/4

49. When the government says something is “transitory” it isn’t

50. A man can never have too much money, women or guns. But, in a pinch you can do without the first two.

2 Comments

  1. Wild, wild west says:

    Nobody understands how true #45 is until he’s gone.

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  2. BAP45 says:

    Ironically my dad is the one who doesn’t get that one. me and my siblings were pretty cheesed at him when he moved.
    There’s always time until there isn’t

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