A hospital in France was evacuated after a male patient arrived with a WWI artillery shell lodged in his backside. Of course it was France..
According to the bum-shell report, the unnamed 24-year-old had been rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse late Saturday night, the Daily Mail reported.
The poor fellow was “in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum,” an insider source said. Yea I image so. I can see how that would put you in a state of extreme discomfiture.
Surgeons conducted emergency surgery, during which they discovered the shocking source of his pain — a live, eight-inch bomb shell from 1918 that had been lodged inside him, the Sun reported.
You ever wonder what kind of Frenchmen would look at an artillery round and decide he wanted to stick it up his ass? Did he lose a bet? Did he figure that was the place safe to store it so some kid wouldn’t run across it?
Fearing a potential fire in the hole — and hospital — medical personnel alerted the bomb squad and fire brigade and evacuated the facility.
Meanwhile, a security perimeter was formed around the medical center as the authorities investigated the explosive situation.
Fortunately, the retro munition, which was also pointed and over an inch wide, was not deemed a threat.
The bomb disposal experts took the shell with them while the patient, a French national, remained at the hospital so he could recover from surgery.
Yeah I can see why they’ve lost so many wars and their leader is married to a man ( allegedly ).
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And while a person’s backside might seem like a strange location for one of them to surface, shockingly, this wasn’t a first at a French hospital.
In 2022, the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon was partially evacuated after an 88-year-old arrived with a World War I artillery shell similarly lodged in his anus.
Been funnier if he had an 88mm shell up his ass. Man, the frogs are weird..
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