Authored by Chris Summers via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), The number of deaths with a bladed instrument—mostly knives—in England and Wales was the highest since records began in 1946, with 282 people losing their lives between April 2021 and March 2022, according to a report by the Office for National Statistics (ONS). The numberContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWS ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES”
Category Archives: Whimsy
Universal Laws
1 – Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2 – Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3 – Law of Probability – TheContinue reading “Universal Laws”
Protected & Served !
Next time you get a speeding ticket, just remember only the cops are allowed to break the speed limit, They do this for your protection! You aren’t highly trained int he art of driving really fast. A college graduate student was reportedly struck and killed by a speeding Seattle police car responding to a “high-priority”Continue reading “Protected & Served !”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SWINE
A butcher reportedly died while trying to slaughter a pig in Hong Kong last Friday. Yep, that old chestnut. Nature Fights back! The 61-year-old butcher was knocked to the ground by the struggling pig and wounded by a 15-inch meat cleaver, according to city police. Anyone ever expect to read that sentence ? The butcherContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SWINE”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FISH
Fisherman love to stretch the size of the fish they caught. But some times, not often but sometimes, the fish is big. A fisherman went missing Sunday after a massive tuna dragged him off a boat and into Hawaiian waters, police said. That is a lot of chicken of the sea. Mark Knittle of CaptainContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FISH”
TSA Finds Carl Gustav in Baggage
Protected & Served !
A Louisiana cop is facing charges for plowing into an unrelated car during a high-speed chase on New Year’s Eve — leaving two high school cheerleaders dead. Some more nice work by one of the nation’s finest. Officer David Cauthron, 42, of the Addis police force, was charged with two counts of negligent homicide Sunday inContinue reading “Protected & Served !”
Excerpts For The Democrat-To-English Dictionary: Updated For 2023
Authored by Eric Utter via AmericanThinker.com, Ableism: the idea that ability, competence, achievement, and merit are somehow better than their opposites. A disgusting remnant of a White, patriarchal society that must be eviscerated with all due haste. Bigotry: opposition to any belief or opinion held by a “progressive.” Conservatism: an existential threat to our democracy,Continue reading “Excerpts For The Democrat-To-English Dictionary: Updated For 2023”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS
Mothers these days just don’t understand the pressure they put on a young man, Why, even the most menial task may seem like no big deal, but under the strain of modernity even the most docile boy can snap. A Florida teenager accused of trying to kill his mother because she kept asking him to clean hisContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS”
Protected & Served
We got us another edition of Protected & Served. This time it doesn’t end all that tragically. The Top. Men. only managed to take out one of his own this time. Two complete and utter dumb-asses taken off the streets. UPS drivers in Florida can now rest a little easier at least. A young FloridaContinue reading “Protected & Served”
Scattered Shots 