A butcher reportedly died while trying to slaughter a pig in Hong Kong last Friday. Yep, that old chestnut. Nature Fights back! The 61-year-old butcher was knocked to the ground by the struggling pig and wounded by a 15-inch meat cleaver, according to city police. Anyone ever expect to read that sentence ? The butcherContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SWINE”
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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FISH
Fisherman love to stretch the size of the fish they caught. But some times, not often but sometimes, the fish is big. A fisherman went missing Sunday after a massive tuna dragged him off a boat and into Hawaiian waters, police said. That is a lot of chicken of the sea. Mark Knittle of CaptainContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FISH”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS
Mothers these days just don’t understand the pressure they put on a young man, Why, even the most menial task may seem like no big deal, but under the strain of modernity even the most docile boy can snap. A Florida teenager accused of trying to kill his mother because she kept asking him to clean hisContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS”
Protected & Served
We got us another edition of Protected & Served. This time it doesn’t end all that tragically. The Top. Men. only managed to take out one of his own this time. Two complete and utter dumb-asses taken off the streets. UPS drivers in Florida can now rest a little easier at least. A young FloridaContinue reading “Protected & Served”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES
TULSA, Okla. — Tulsa police said a man is dead after he was hit in the head with an axe on Monday. Yeah, usually that will do it. Israel Trejo was initially arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after he swung and hit 21-year-old James “Jimmy” Patterson in the head with an axe inContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES”
Protected & Served!
NYC’s finest shows why they are the elite of the elite while keeping the citizens safe from the bad guys. An NYPD cruiser plowed into a Bronx corner full of pedestrians while driving on the wrong side of the road during an emergency call Thursday — injuring 10 people, including two children, police said. Nice job.Continue reading “Protected & Served!”
When Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Swords
In that near perfect utopia of the Bay Area California where guns are so regulated as to might as well be jolly old England or Canada a woman has lost her lost head. Figuratively and literally this time. Figuratively for dating and having a kid with a winner such as this. And literally when theContinue reading “When Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Swords”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HELICOPTERS WILL BE OUTLAWS
A British tourist was killed by a helicopter blade as he tried to snap a selfie in Greece — and now three crew members are under arrest, according to reports. Nice, idiot walks into tail rotors and the pilots get the blame Jack Fenton, 22, had just gotten off a chartered Bell 407 at aContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HELICOPTERS WILL BE OUTLAWS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE DEFENESTRATION
I for one am very glad to see the diversity in Chicago cutting back on the gun violence. Guns are a major problem in Chicago, so its good to see the homicides by gunfire drop by one life. This stunning and brave future NASA rocket surgeon could have shot his side hoe but, instead heContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE DEFENESTRATION”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS
It’s a good thing guns are very strictly controlled in Japan. Otherwise Abe might be even more dead this morning. Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been pronounced dead after an assassin with a homemade shotgun fired several shots from behind, hitting him in the left chest region. Shinzo fell to the ground, whereContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS”
Scattered Shots 