A volunteer at a Massachusetts farm for therapy animals has died after being repeatedly rammed by a sheep, police said. Not that kind of rammed. Get your head out of the gutter. Kim Taylor, 73, was attacked by the comfort animal at Cultivate Care Farms in Bolton, west of Boston, on Saturday morning. That doesn’t soundContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SHEEP”
I know this is the type of quality reporting you come here for. Georgia webcam model, 27, accidentally shoots herself in genitals with 9mm handgun in ‘pornographic video gone horribly wrong’ Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, accidentally discharged the weapon, a 9mm handgun, while alone in her bedroom the morning of November 9, Upson County copsContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY CAM GIRLS WILL HAVE GUNS”
A bridegroom has been killed with an axe after an occult ritual ended in a violent argument. Now there is something you don’t hear every day. Anton Shabanov, 33, an engineer, had turned to black magic to fix his failed marriage after his wife, Lyubov, 29, left him only one year after their initial wedding,Continue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES”
An Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly killing his adoptive mother, sawing her head off and then setting her on fire because he says the Holy Spirit told him she was the devil. Well that’s a lot. But you can never be too careful when you are fighting demons. They are pretty hard toContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE THE “HOLY SPIRIT””
Today’s WGAOOOWH is listed from zerohedge. It is so good I almost didn’t have anything funny to add to it. According to the local news Times-Union, Catskill Village Police Department said Jason Jones, 29, walked into the police station and sparked a “confrontation with officers.” The man stripped his clothing off and doused himself with hand sanitizer.Continue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE HAND SANITIZER”
An ignoble way to go.
We need common-sense bow control now!
You know how it is. You’re working your shift at the Wendys on the night shift, and you can’t wait to get home to your real passion of reading up on all the latest medical journals to help prepare you for your future career performing surgery on NASA rocket brains. Then, some smart mouth customerContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY WENDYS MANAGERS WILL HAVE OIL”
Afghan Gun Shop Bonanza: US-Supplied Weapons Including .50 Cals Being Sold To Public