By God, it’s good to finally have another one of these. Yeah I know, someone has to die for us to laugh, but I can’t help it that you all are such sick puppies.
GAINES TOWNSHIP, Mich. — A 26-year-old Michigan man was killed in an explosion that occurred during a baby shower, according to Gaines Township authorities.
Welp, you don’t hear that every day.
A small cannon device that was fired in the backyard of a home by the homeowner blew up, spraying metal shrapnel that struck an unidentified Hartland man who was standing nearby. The man was taken in serious condition to Hurley Medical Center in Flint, where he later died.
Type F in the comments to pay respect.
Three parked cars and the garage where the baby shower was being held were also struck by shrapnel.
Baby shower? More like shrapnel shower! Am I right?
Telephone calls Sunday to Gaines Township authorities for additional information weren’t immediately returned.
In recent years, some gender-reveal events – where devices eject confetti, balloons or other colored objects to announce a soon-to-be-born child’s sex – have taken a dangerous turn.