Remember that schoolroom kerfuffle from yesterday down in Norte Mexico? Well you will be glad to hear it ain’t no thang. The young aspiring rapper and future NASA brain doctor has already been set free.

The Texas student who allegedly REDACTED at his high school, injuring four people, including a teacher, was sprung from jail on Thursday afternoon — as an attorney who joined him by his side insisted that the case wasn’t a “standard-issue school REDACTED.”

Timothy George Simpkins, 18, who attends Timberview High School in Arlington, will report to home confinement after he posted $75,000 bond at Tarrant County Jail, news station WFAA reported.

Simpkins, who was wearing a blue baseball cap and graphic t-shirt, didn’t answer questions from reporters as he was escorted from the jailhouse by two relatives into the back seat of a white Mercedes sedan.

As part of the conditions of his release, he will also have to submit to drug and alcohol testing and wear a GPS monitoring device.”

Civil rights attorney Kim T. Cole, who spoke on behalf of the family, blasted reporters outside the jail for portraying the dangerous incident as a “standard-issue school REDACTED.”

Yeah, he isn’t a whypipo and so it doesn’t further the narrative.

Being a certain protected demographic is good work if you can get it.

1 Comment

  1. Kodiak says:

    Glad to see you’re back. Reporting like this is why I come here.


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