I have always joked about what I would do if my Doctor told me I only had weeks to live. I would make a trip to a certain area and go out doing my best to save whats left of this dying land. For one hero FOX, my hypothetical joke became a reality.

WASHINGTON (FOX 5 DC) – The wild fox that bit nine people, including a congressman and a reporter on Capitol Hill, has tested positive for rabies. 

D.C. health officials told FOX 5 in a statement it is “contacting all human victims who were bitten by the fox.”

Animal control will post informational flyers around Capitol Hill notifying people of the fox’s positive rabies status and encouraging those who might have been exposed to call DC Health.

This heroic fox realized it had contracted rabbies. Upon realizing she only had days left until an agonizing death, she did the sane rational thing and went into DC and started biting communist democrat politicians and a marxist reporter.

The face of a true hero

The King’s Top. Men. were soon on the scene, but not before the Fox had done it’s civic duty.

U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) on Tuesday said they received multiple reports of people on the Capitol grounds being bitten by a fox, according to FOX News officials. Just after 3:30 p.m. on Tuesday, USCP sent a tweet notifying the public that the “aggressive” fox has been captured.

Salute to this hero, soon to be executed for its J6 like assault on the capital.



  1. John M. says:



    1. Shawn says:

      Foxes are an existential threat to our democratic process


  2. Awesome
    Not all heroes wear capes.


  3. John M. says:

    You guys have to see this.


  4. James says:

    Bless the fox!


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