We have read some real doozies over the years haven’t we? Even back when this was Hognose‘ schtick I don’t recall anything this weird.

A Japanese man died from kidney failure three years after putting a stick of eyeliner up his backside.

Browneye liner?

The unnamed patient, who was in his 60s, was rushed to the hospital after his brother found him unconscious at home. 

A CT scan revealed a 3.5-inch long tube of eyeliner near his rectum, which doctors believe he used ‘for sexual stimulation.’

The patient – who was a cross dresser – was too unstable for surgery and died two days after being admitted to the hospital. He did the world a favor.

An autopsy revealed that the eyeliner had penetrated his bladder and caused a egg-sized mass to form.

I have found the only other death that would be more humiliating than being killed by some one with a Hi-point,

The above image from the patient’s autopsy shows the tube of eyeliner penetrating a large bladder stone, which likely formed as a result of the eyeliner penetrating and injuring the bladder

Doctors believe the patient died of sepsis as his body overreacted to a kidney infection. 

According to the case, published in a medical journal, the unnamed patient suffered intermittent bouts of abdominal pain for three years. 

Two weeks before his death, he complained of anorexia and diarrhea to his brother, who he lived with.

Read the rest of this sordid tale below.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13829719/man-dies-kidney-failure-eyeliner-sexual-stimulation.html