I know most of you will recall the movie and later TV series MASH. The comedy drama about the Korean war that lasted 11 years compared to the real war only lasting 3.

Everyone’s favorite malingerer, Clinger being a highlight with his attempts to get sent home from being insane…

Well, they made a toy series for this back in the 1980s. One that I was very surprised I never saw at the time. Of course in retrospect it probably wasn’t something many boys wanted a toy for.

Anyway, they made all the characters. Even Clinger and the best part is, they made Clinger in drag! Apparently pretty rare and valuable now. Use your World Wide Web machine to google up the entire toyline.

I don’t even need to say anything about how hilarious this is in 2024 and the implications. Feel free to make your own jokes in the comments.