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  1. Tom Stone's avatar Tom Stone says:

    You missed the best, imposing tariffs on an Island populated entirely by Penguins.

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    1. Shawn's avatar Shawn says:

      Actually the best part is all the frothing over the fake numbers and imaginary paper being ” lost” in the stock market and chinese made shoes costing 25 percent more

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  2. Tom Stone's avatar Tom Stone says:

    I thought you might appreciate a short description of the leading blights of the Democratic party who are gonna save us all from the bad orange Man and lead us to a glorious future of affordable chardonnay and free sex change surgeries.

    There’s Hillary with a tan (But Dumb) Harris.
    There’s “Sweetcheeks” Booty Gig.
    There’s Antoinette of Color.
    There’s “John Boy” Pritzker whose family has financed and promoted the fashion of turning little boys into little girls.
    There’s “Pocahontas” Warren who would never violate a solemn oath for less than a dollar.
    There’s “French Laundry” Newsome whose dyslexia is so bad he can’t read a teleprompter.

    While I would not piss on most of these people if there were afire, I will make an exception for Gavin Newsome, because he is my Governor.
    I’d be happy to piss on him any time.
    If I have inadvertently missed anyone it’s because I already took a dump this morning.

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    1. Shawn's avatar Shawn says:

      A list of shitbags of the highest order

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