Today is Memorial Day, the day we remember all the men who died in wars. They died so creatures with names I can’t pronounce, from countries you never hear anything good about, with faces that don’t look anything like yours, your father’s, or your grandfather’s, can get elected in states like Virginia and then make it illegal for you to own most types of firearms. Feels great don’t it?

Anyway. I will be enjoying a 3 day weekend in this new world where israeli citizens like Miriam Adelson can buy a congressional seat in my state for 35 million dollars so no one is left to try to stop the US from sending more of our sons to die in middle eastern wars for israel.