Category Archives: Whimsy

-1 one tree hugging commie kook. Or, a self solving problem? A climate activist(incel freak) who lit himself on fire on Earth Day outside the United States Supreme Court Building has died, according to reports. Shame. Wynn Bruce, 50, of Boulder, Colorado, died Saturday, a day after he set himself ablaze in Washington, D.C., theContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY COMMIES WILL SELF IMMOLATE”

I have always joked about what I would do if my Doctor told me I only had weeks to live. I would make a trip to a certain area and go out doing my best to save whats left of this dying land. For one hero FOX, my hypothetical joke became a reality. WASHINGTON (FOXContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE HERO FOXES”

Its that old chestnut again. Man hits giant lizard with his car and dies because the gator is apparently bigger and tougher than the vehicle. A Florida man died after crashing his car into a massive 11-foot alligator in a roadway early Thursday, authorities said. That is a big lizard. John Hopkins, 59, was drivingContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY GATORS WILL BE PEDESTRIANS”

A 24-year-old Wisconsin woman allegedly killed and dismembered her lover during a drug-fueled sex session — dumping his head and penis in a bucket and his legs in a crockpot. That old chestnut. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl take meth, girl decapitates boy and carries head in bucket. It’s a tale as old asContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FEMALE METH ADDICTS”