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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CROSSBOWS

That’s right, that old chestnut. Two homies get into an argument and one keeps it real by going medieval on the other homie’s ass. A man fatally shot an arrow at a 66-year-old guy in an Arkansas apartment, and cops found the victim with the crossbow bolt sticking out of him, police say. Good workContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CROSSBOWS”

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWES ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MEAT SLICERS

This one is pretty complex with so much gore I don’t think they know what the actual murder weapon was. The missing head of Hong Kong model Abby Choi was discovered in a soup pot — as four people were charged Sunday in connection to her gruesome slaying. Getting head? Hong Kong police said Choi’sContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWES ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MEAT SLICERS”

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CHICKENS

An Irish man was found dead lying in a pool of blood after he was mauled by a vicious chicken, according to reports. Truly, is there a more humiliating way to die? Jasper Kraus, of Killahornia, was killed by a brutal Brahma chicken in April 28, 2022, according to a recent inquest in Ballaghaderreen, the IrishContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CHICKENS”

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWS ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES

Authored by Chris Summers via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), The number of deaths with a bladed instrument—mostly knives—in England and Wales was the highest since records began in 1946, with 282 people losing their lives between April 2021 and March 2022, according to a report by the Office for National Statistics (ONS). The numberContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWS ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES”

Universal Laws

1 – Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2 – Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3 – Law of Probability – TheContinue reading “Universal Laws”

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Protected & Served !

Next time you get a speeding ticket, just remember only the cops are allowed to break the speed limit, They do this for your protection! You aren’t highly trained int he art of driving really fast. A college graduate student was reportedly struck and killed by a speeding Seattle police car responding to a “high-priority”Continue reading “Protected & Served !”