Category Archives: Whimsy

A British tourist was killed by a helicopter blade as he tried to snap a selfie in Greece — and now three crew members are under arrest, according to reports. Nice, idiot walks into tail rotors and the pilots get the blame Jack Fenton, 22, had just gotten off a chartered Bell 407 at aContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HELICOPTERS WILL BE OUTLAWS”

I for one am very glad to see the diversity in Chicago cutting back on the gun violence. Guns are a major problem in Chicago, so its good to see the homicides by gunfire drop by one life. This stunning and brave future NASA rocket surgeon could have shot his side hoe but, instead heContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE DEFENESTRATION”

It’s a good thing guns are very strictly controlled in Japan. Otherwise Abe might be even more dead this morning. Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been pronounced dead after an assassin with a homemade shotgun fired several shots from behind, hitting him in the left chest region. Shinzo fell to the ground, whereContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS”

A newly leaked sex tape shows Hunter Biden with an illegal gun while fooling around with a prostitute. There’s a better than average chance that gun was in his butthole at some point. The FBI is not biased whatsoever. Nope. Top men said nothing to see here. Train like you fight. REUTERS/Jonathan ErnstTwo separate photosContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HUNTER BIDEN WILL HAVE GUNS”

Jerry Sanders Jr. is facing several charges, including attempted murder and arson after authorities said he tried to kill his wife by setting her on fire and hitting her with his car. Hey, we all been there am I right? Police said he used a blow torch inside their home in Miami. Then police saidContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE BLOWTORCHES”