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Category Archives: Whimsy
InrangeTV & Friends Continue Buffoonery
Karl at InrangeTV has accelerated his stupidity into gay communism and on top of that has added extreme butthurt jealousy as you can see above. Below are some screen shots grabbed and shared at B-ARFCOM in the thread chronicle of Karl’s slide into far left clownery. From this forum: Oh my: Here is some squabblingContinue reading “InrangeTV & Friends Continue Buffoonery”
Hate Mail !
Been a long time since we did one of these. Time to bring back the fan favorite “hate mail” post. This one from some worthy who found his panties extremely twisted from my comments about Karl at InrangeTV. Let’s ignore the fact that I live in a Republic and not a “democracy”. He is referringContinue reading “Hate Mail !”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CROSSBOWS
That’s right, that old chestnut. Two homies get into an argument and one keeps it real by going medieval on the other homie’s ass. A man fatally shot an arrow at a 66-year-old guy in an Arkansas apartment, and cops found the victim with the crossbow bolt sticking out of him, police say. Good workContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CROSSBOWS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWES ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MEAT SLICERS
This one is pretty complex with so much gore I don’t think they know what the actual murder weapon was. The missing head of Hong Kong model Abby Choi was discovered in a soup pot — as four people were charged Sunday in connection to her gruesome slaying. Getting head? Hong Kong police said Choi’sContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWES ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MEAT SLICERS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CHICKENS
An Irish man was found dead lying in a pool of blood after he was mauled by a vicious chicken, according to reports. Truly, is there a more humiliating way to die? Jasper Kraus, of Killahornia, was killed by a brutal Brahma chicken in April 28, 2022, according to a recent inquest in Ballaghaderreen, the IrishContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CHICKENS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWS ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES
Authored by Chris Summers via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), The number of deaths with a bladed instrument—mostly knives—in England and Wales was the highest since records began in 1946, with 282 people losing their lives between April 2021 and March 2022, according to a report by the Office for National Statistics (ONS). The numberContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWS ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES”
Universal Laws
1 – Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2 – Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3 – Law of Probability – TheContinue reading “Universal Laws”
Protected & Served !
Next time you get a speeding ticket, just remember only the cops are allowed to break the speed limit, They do this for your protection! You aren’t highly trained int he art of driving really fast. A college graduate student was reportedly struck and killed by a speeding Seattle police car responding to a “high-priority”Continue reading “Protected & Served !”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SWINE
A butcher reportedly died while trying to slaughter a pig in Hong Kong last Friday. Yep, that old chestnut. Nature Fights back! The 61-year-old butcher was knocked to the ground by the struggling pig and wounded by a 15-inch meat cleaver, according to city police. Anyone ever expect to read that sentence ? The butcherContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SWINE”
Scattered Shots 