Fisherman love to stretch the size of the fish they caught. But some times, not often but sometimes, the fish is big. A fisherman went missing Sunday after a massive tuna dragged him off a boat and into Hawaiian waters, police said. That is a lot of chicken of the sea. Mark Knittle of CaptainContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FISH”
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TSA Finds Carl Gustav in Baggage
Protected & Served !
A Louisiana cop is facing charges for plowing into an unrelated car during a high-speed chase on New Year’s Eve — leaving two high school cheerleaders dead. Some more nice work by one of the nation’s finest. Officer David Cauthron, 42, of the Addis police force, was charged with two counts of negligent homicide Sunday inContinue reading “Protected & Served !”
Excerpts For The Democrat-To-English Dictionary: Updated For 2023
Authored by Eric Utter via AmericanThinker.com, Ableism: the idea that ability, competence, achievement, and merit are somehow better than their opposites. A disgusting remnant of a White, patriarchal society that must be eviscerated with all due haste. Bigotry: opposition to any belief or opinion held by a “progressive.” Conservatism: an existential threat to our democracy,Continue reading “Excerpts For The Democrat-To-English Dictionary: Updated For 2023”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS
Mothers these days just don’t understand the pressure they put on a young man, Why, even the most menial task may seem like no big deal, but under the strain of modernity even the most docile boy can snap. A Florida teenager accused of trying to kill his mother because she kept asking him to clean hisContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS”
Protected & Served
We got us another edition of Protected & Served. This time it doesn’t end all that tragically. The Top. Men. only managed to take out one of his own this time. Two complete and utter dumb-asses taken off the streets. UPS drivers in Florida can now rest a little easier at least. A young FloridaContinue reading “Protected & Served”
Attractive Female Students Saw Grades Drop After Switch To Online Learning During Pandemic, New Study Shows
I find this shocking. In what we’re sure is simply totally a coincidence and nothing more, the grades of attractive female students examined by a new study fell after classes were moved online during the Covid lockdowns. A brand new research paper called “Student beauty and grades under in-person and remote teaching” found that “whenContinue reading “Attractive Female Students Saw Grades Drop After Switch To Online Learning During Pandemic, New Study Shows”
Literal Gas Lighting?
Or maybe figurative? Whatever, trying to make a gasoline pun. I don’t know why this annoyed me so much. I think because it’s such BS and falls inline with all the reset stuff and banning of gas vehicles. The article popped up while I was checking the weather. First to call a 4 or 6Continue reading “Literal Gas Lighting?”
2022 Halloween Costumes for Gun Owners: Gun Companies
Our pal Sunshine Shooter over at the progunmillinennial website posted this very amusing post for the season. Last time we talked about dressing up as icons of gun culture, but why not dress up as the guns themselves? CZ Super simple: just dress up as a hipster! Small-pattern button up shirt (buttoned all the wayContinue reading “2022 Halloween Costumes for Gun Owners: Gun Companies”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES
TULSA, Okla. — Tulsa police said a man is dead after he was hit in the head with an axe on Monday. Yeah, usually that will do it. Israel Trejo was initially arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after he swung and hit 21-year-old James “Jimmy” Patterson in the head with an axe inContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES”
Scattered Shots 