Mothers these days just don’t understand the pressure they put on a young man, Why, even the most menial task may seem like no big deal, but under the strain of modernity even the most docile boy can snap. A Florida teenager accused of trying to kill his mother because she kept asking him to clean hisContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS”
Category Archives: Whimsy
Protected & Served
We got us another edition of Protected & Served. This time it doesn’t end all that tragically. The Top. Men. only managed to take out one of his own this time. Two complete and utter dumb-asses taken off the streets. UPS drivers in Florida can now rest a little easier at least. A young FloridaContinue reading “Protected & Served”
Attractive Female Students Saw Grades Drop After Switch To Online Learning During Pandemic, New Study Shows
I find this shocking. In what we’re sure is simply totally a coincidence and nothing more, the grades of attractive female students examined by a new study fell after classes were moved online during the Covid lockdowns. A brand new research paper called “Student beauty and grades under in-person and remote teaching” found that “whenContinue reading “Attractive Female Students Saw Grades Drop After Switch To Online Learning During Pandemic, New Study Shows”
Literal Gas Lighting?
Or maybe figurative? Whatever, trying to make a gasoline pun. I don’t know why this annoyed me so much. I think because it’s such BS and falls inline with all the reset stuff and banning of gas vehicles. The article popped up while I was checking the weather. First to call a 4 or 6Continue reading “Literal Gas Lighting?”
2022 Halloween Costumes for Gun Owners: Gun Companies
Our pal Sunshine Shooter over at the progunmillinennial website posted this very amusing post for the season. Last time we talked about dressing up as icons of gun culture, but why not dress up as the guns themselves? CZ Super simple: just dress up as a hipster! Small-pattern button up shirt (buttoned all the wayContinue reading “2022 Halloween Costumes for Gun Owners: Gun Companies”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES
TULSA, Okla. — Tulsa police said a man is dead after he was hit in the head with an axe on Monday. Yeah, usually that will do it. Israel Trejo was initially arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after he swung and hit 21-year-old James “Jimmy” Patterson in the head with an axe inContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES”
Protected & Served!
NYC’s finest shows why they are the elite of the elite while keeping the citizens safe from the bad guys. An NYPD cruiser plowed into a Bronx corner full of pedestrians while driving on the wrong side of the road during an emergency call Thursday — injuring 10 people, including two children, police said. Nice job.Continue reading “Protected & Served!”
Ghost Stories
In the spirit of Halloween let’s hear your creepy tales. It doesn’t have to be a ghost story can be as simple as that crackhead making some super sketchy comments to you. What ever you got lets hear them! To get you started I’ll give you one of mine. Maybe it was something maybe itContinue reading “Ghost Stories”
UK Porn Stars Halt Work Amid STD Outbreak
Bad news guys. Out of all the other problems in the world, now we are hit by something that is a true threat. From zerohedge. As syphilis rages across Europe, UK porn stars are demanding the formation of a union due to the industry’s lax safety standards which has led some adult film actors toContinue reading “UK Porn Stars Halt Work Amid STD Outbreak”
True Creepy Story
Since today is October I thought it would be fun to kick the month off with this tail. It comes from a very long running thread on ARFCOM where members have told allegedly true creepy stories of things that have happened to them. Is it true? Who knows in these strange days? Back in theContinue reading “True Creepy Story”
Scattered Shots 