Author Archives: Shawn

When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have gender reveal party favors?

When fireworks are outlawed only outlaws will have fireworks.

Early this morning a tractor-trailer carrying hundreds of propane cylinders flipped on the Long Island Expressway.

Maybe he was just trying to stop covid?

Guess he won’t be doing that again. Or wiping his own ass.

Late night volcano anyone?

Happy Birthday Modi. have a blast.

If you find some unexploded ordnance in the back 40. Don’t take a grinder to it to see whats inside.

I hope he jerks off with his left hand.