Category Archives: When Guns are Outlawed…

That’s right, that old chestnut. Two homies get into an argument and one keeps it real by going medieval on the other homie’s ass. A man fatally shot an arrow at a 66-year-old guy in an Arkansas apartment, and cops found the victim with the crossbow bolt sticking out of him, police say. Good workContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CROSSBOWS”

This one is pretty complex with so much gore I don’t think they know what the actual murder weapon was. The missing head of Hong Kong model Abby Choi was discovered in a soup pot — as four people were charged Sunday in connection to her gruesome slaying. Getting head? Hong Kong police said Choi’sContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWES ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MEAT SLICERS”

An Irish man was found dead lying in a pool of blood after he was mauled by a vicious chicken, according to reports. Truly, is there a more humiliating way to die? Jasper Kraus, of Killahornia, was killed by a brutal Brahma chicken in April 28, 2022, according to a recent inquest in Ballaghaderreen, the IrishContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CHICKENS”

Authored by Chris Summers via The Epoch Times (emphasis ours), The number of deaths with a bladed instrument—mostly knives—in England and Wales was the highest since records began in 1946, with 282 people losing their lives between April 2021 and March 2022, according to a report by the Office for National Statistics (ONS). The numberContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWS ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES”

A butcher reportedly died while trying to slaughter a pig in Hong Kong last Friday.  Yep, that old chestnut. Nature Fights back! The 61-year-old butcher was knocked to the ground by the struggling pig and wounded by a 15-inch meat cleaver, according to city police. Anyone ever expect to read that sentence ? The butcherContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SWINE”

Fisherman love to stretch the size of the fish they caught. But some times, not often but sometimes, the fish is big. A fisherman went missing Sunday after a massive tuna dragged him off a boat and into Hawaiian waters, police said. That is a lot of chicken of the sea. Mark Knittle of CaptainContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE FISH”

Mothers these days just don’t understand the pressure they put on a young man, Why, even the most menial task may seem like no big deal, but under the strain of modernity even the most docile boy can snap. A Florida teenager accused of trying to kill his mother because she kept asking him to clean hisContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE MESSY ROOMS”

We got us another edition of Protected & Served. This time it doesn’t end all that tragically. The Top. Men. only managed to take out one of his own this time. Two complete and utter dumb-asses taken off the streets. UPS drivers in Florida can now rest a little easier at least. A young FloridaContinue reading “Protected & Served”

TULSA, Okla. — Tulsa police said a man is dead after he was hit in the head with an axe on Monday. Yeah, usually that will do it. Israel Trejo was initially arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after he swung and hit 21-year-old James “Jimmy” Patterson in the head with an axe inContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE AXES”

NYC’s finest shows why they are the elite of the elite while keeping the citizens safe from the bad guys. An NYPD cruiser plowed into a Bronx corner full of pedestrians while driving on the wrong side of the road during an emergency call Thursday — injuring 10 people, including two children, police said. Nice job.Continue reading “Protected & Served!”