In that near perfect utopia of the Bay Area California where guns are so regulated as to might as well be jolly old England or Canada a woman has lost her lost head. Figuratively and literally this time. Figuratively for dating and having a kid with a winner such as this. And literally when theContinue reading “When Guns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Swords”
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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HELICOPTERS WILL BE OUTLAWS
A British tourist was killed by a helicopter blade as he tried to snap a selfie in Greece — and now three crew members are under arrest, according to reports. Nice, idiot walks into tail rotors and the pilots get the blame Jack Fenton, 22, had just gotten off a chartered Bell 407 at aContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HELICOPTERS WILL BE OUTLAWS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE DEFENESTRATION
I for one am very glad to see the diversity in Chicago cutting back on the gun violence. Guns are a major problem in Chicago, so its good to see the homicides by gunfire drop by one life. This stunning and brave future NASA rocket surgeon could have shot his side hoe but, instead heContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE DEFENESTRATION”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS
It’s a good thing guns are very strictly controlled in Japan. Otherwise Abe might be even more dead this morning. Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been pronounced dead after an assassin with a homemade shotgun fired several shots from behind, hitting him in the left chest region. Shinzo fell to the ground, whereContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HUNTER BIDEN WILL HAVE GUNS
A newly leaked sex tape shows Hunter Biden with an illegal gun while fooling around with a prostitute. There’s a better than average chance that gun was in his butthole at some point. The FBI is not biased whatsoever. Nope. Top men said nothing to see here. Train like you fight. REUTERS/Jonathan ErnstTwo separate photosContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY HUNTER BIDEN WILL HAVE GUNS”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE BLOWTORCHES
Jerry Sanders Jr. is facing several charges, including attempted murder and arson after authorities said he tried to kill his wife by setting her on fire and hitting her with his car. Hey, we all been there am I right? Police said he used a blow torch inside their home in Miami. Then police saidContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE BLOWTORCHES”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE WOMEN
I have read and seen a lot of evil shit but this is right up there near the top. https://www.yahoo.com/news/wife-fills-husband-phone-child-211606375.html An Oklahoma man was arrested after hundreds of images of child pornography were found on a phone that belonged to him — but it was all part of a scheme hatched by his wife, investigatorsContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE WOMEN”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY COMMIES WILL SELF IMMOLATE
-1 one tree hugging commie kook. Or, a self solving problem? A climate activist(incel freak) who lit himself on fire on Earth Day outside the United States Supreme Court Building has died, according to reports. Shame. Wynn Bruce, 50, of Boulder, Colorado, died Saturday, a day after he set himself ablaze in Washington, D.C., theContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY COMMIES WILL SELF IMMOLATE”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE HERO FOXES
I have always joked about what I would do if my Doctor told me I only had weeks to live. I would make a trip to a certain area and go out doing my best to save whats left of this dying land. For one hero FOX, my hypothetical joke became a reality. WASHINGTON (FOXContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE HERO FOXES”
WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY GATORS WILL BE PEDESTRIANS
Its that old chestnut again. Man hits giant lizard with his car and dies because the gator is apparently bigger and tougher than the vehicle. A Florida man died after crashing his car into a massive 11-foot alligator in a roadway early Thursday, authorities said. That is a big lizard. John Hopkins, 59, was drivingContinue reading “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY GATORS WILL BE PEDESTRIANS”
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